We like our Mom to be happy. If Mom's happy, you can be pretty sure that the rest of us will be happy, too. Even Dad likes to make sure Mom's happy. Lately, Mom's been talking to herself and not looking so happy. It seems that her big apple has been talking back to her.
She spends a lot of time on her big apple and she buys stuff on there and she meets with all of you, but she's been getting some bad messages from the big apple, saying it won't do this and it can't do that. Mom doesn't like that kind of message and she was getting kind of mad about it.
But you see, our Mom knows a wizard. He has a name, Curtis, but Mom calls him her wizard. So one morning Dad called Mom's wizard and told him about the bad messages Mom was getting. The wizard called Mom and asked her a couple questions, then he said he could solve all her apple problems, that's what good wizards do.
So Mom and Dad told us to be good because they were going to go see the wizard. And off they went with the big apple.
They came home without Mom's big apple and we were all worried, but the next day they went back and the big apple was better than ever and it came home with them. Do you know what the wizard did? He put a big kitty inside the big apple.
We've never seen the kitty and I can't even smell it, but Mom says it's purring like a nice kitty should and Mom and her big apple are best friends again.
Aren't humans crazy?
Your pal, Fudge