There is an alphabet written about Portuguese Water Dogs. Each letter lists several words that describe Porties and gives their definitions as they pertain to Porties.
For example under the letter A is the is the word Alpha - dubious and comical term for PWD owner. Typically a short lived expression.
Good Dog Fairy - mythical being who taps young PWDs on the head around the age of two and miraculously turns them into well behaved citizens. Often appears at an older age for males.
On Fudge's second birthday we hoped for an appearance by the Good Dog Fairy. She didn't come. Again on his third birthday we waited up for her. She never showed. Last year, after his fifth birthday, we decided that she was boycotting our house.