Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Fudge States His Case

Hello everybody in Blogland! Mom said I could use the blog today because I have the most wonderful idea and she's not convinced about it. So she said I could take my case directly to you and then "She'd think about it".

As you all know, I, Fudge, am a spectacularly handsome, virile, talented and charming guy. Now I've been trying to decide how to best display my talents and I have come up with the perfect venue.

Since Oprah left her show, there has been a rather large gap in entertainment. I, Deerpark's Chocolate Legacy RN, am just the person to fill that gap, though I'm not as large. Here's my plan.

I feel that I should have my own TV show. I Fudge the Magnificent, would, of course, be the host. I could display my talents such as singing and dancing, my skills in the kitchen and my Rally moves, which are pretty neat if I do say so myself.

I would have wonderful co-hosts, too. My friend and Super Diva, Sissy could help introduce new talents while instructing the world on manipulating peeps and caring for our eyes in this bright summer sun.

My mate Samba would have a health advice segment because she's had so many health problems. She can speak from personal experience.

Thor and Thunder would join us to discuss great literature.

The world famous Mango would both entertain and instruct in the latest dance moves.

Ciara would join Bailey in our gardening segment.

For those of you with an eye for fashion, Lorenza would showcase the latest designs for the long, lean ladies  and Gretchen could handle the stylish wear for the petite ladies.

I would have Dexter, the Labradude do an exercise segment. He's a very fit fellow. Some of my own pack could assist him and give swimming instructions.

Phantom and Tsar could give diet advice for those who want to drop a few pounds.

Thor and Ziggy could do a high tech segment.

I would interview celebrities such as Bo Obama, Eddie from Frasier, Snoopy and others.

We would celebrate all existing holidays and even come up with some new ones.

So you get the idea, right? Don't you think this is perfect for me? But it doesn't end there. Oprah has her magazine "O", with a picture of herself on the cover every month.

I would need my own magazine with a big picture of me, Fudge, on the cover every month. I think I would call it "FUDGE" or maybe just "FU".

Well, there you have it, my grand plan. What do you all think? Will you help me convince Mom that I am ready for prime time?


Jan said...

What's not to like? Fabulous concept.

The name of your magazine, a definite eye catcher.

We might even watch daytime TV.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Fudge, we think you are on to something really good. You sure did put a lot of time and thought into your project. Hope you have quicker success than Thunder is having.

Super idea!!!

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

rottrover said...

We'd definitely tune in every afternoon!!

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

scotsmad said...

We'll watch least Bella will. Oz television might buy it.

Jan is right about the mag...named FU.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey Fudge - Shiloh'n Shasta here. We think u shood most DEFINITELY haf your OWN TV show ... an'a magazine. Who noze, may-b even your own netwerk sumday.

We haf a couple of ideaz fer ya - we r the Secretaries of Social Networkin'fer Blogville - may-b we cood b interviewed. An'if u want tu go tu this link-
then scroll down towardz the bottom of our post, u will read that us Beaglebratz haf recently b-come models-
can u uze a couple models fer your fashun segment?

Anywayz, we want tu wish u luck on your nu endevorz - u NEED a TV show an'love the magazine.

Maggie and Mitch said...

You are so ready for TV, Fudge! Can we be guests on your show? Pretty please?

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Bolo said...

Sounds FANTASTIC!! Mom says your show would convince her to get cable. Or satellite, whichever one will have the Fudge Show running.


Sam said...

I think it's a wonderful idea. Can Marge do the sports reporting? ;)

Wyatt said...

We would watch that show! Sounds like a winner!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Scrabblequeen said...

Quite a concept you have there Fudge...Momma wasn't too sure about using only the two letters for your magazine, though...I think she choked on her tea when she read that part...

Woofs...Sasha and Misty

Mango said...

Much better than that Oprah lady for sure. I think you have a hit in the making. Now, regarding the name of the show, your name poses a bit of an issue what with the term Fudge being confused by the humans for poop or even a gentler form of an HBO exclamatory. So I thinking maybe FUDGE! is out as is Fudge Time. In fact you might need a stage name because my mentals are flummoxed.


Rose said...

Hah! Oprah was nothing compared to what you have in mind Fudge!! Go for it!!

SissySees said...

Third attempt to leave a comment. Can we have the Comcast CEO on early in the line-up?

Love the idea, but the FU bit makes Gretchen a little nervous...

Stella said...

Fudge, your ideas are excellent as well as the pups you know who could be part of this terrific show.

I once read where Oprah said she had to work 18 hours a day, six days a week to keep her show running. She lost much of her private life and was featured on tabloids, magazines, etc.

Thats no more naps, Fudge, and endless hours of labor. Are you up for this? I know I wouldn't be but you have to decide what you want your life to be like.

Good luck in whatever you try,

Your pal Stella

Anonymous said...

Awww Fudge you are so smart! This is just what the world needs. Charli is pulling on my shirt as we speak because she would like to be a guest on your show. We hope you have great sucess. Thank your mom for visit ing us. We have missed all of you.

Winnie said...

You should DEFINITELY go for that!

Love and licks, Winnie

Rubie said...

You are onto somethin' there Fudge!

What great ideas!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie.

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

I would watch this show!! It would beat some of the other programs that were on, and we wouldn't miss it--Except of course if it came on at the same time as Project Runway, then we'd have to tape it! :-))

Anny said...

i really like the magazine FU... and i am sure convinced you are ready for them spotlights and prime time :) Wonderful ideas Fudge. You better get them up and running before some tv station steals your ideas and cast a Fudge lookalike instead...

have a wonderful weekend Fudge & porties.. and momma and Rob.. and Tsar :)

Cassy said...

I like your post because it's unique.

Cassy from Learn How To Read Tablature

Marjie said...


Oh, wait. Momma says it's rude to yell in caps. Well, this is exciting. I like the FU magazine especially. Keep us updated.


soulbrush said...

you are just too much! I love visiting even if I haven't been around for a month!

blogdog said...

Priceless! Dinah already wants to know when she can be a guest star.

Nichole said...

Fun post.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Well conceived plan, Fudge. Abby thinks you could get away with calling the show 'Fudge'; you might even win some viewers who tune in looking for a cooking show. But you're bound to have trouble with the regulators over a magazine called 'FU'. Those initials, as others have pointed out, have a totally different connotation to the hu-apes. Once you've established the Fudge brand through the TV show, you should build on it with the magazine.
Perhaps Animal Planet would be interested in your idea. Or the wave of the future appears to be computer-based TV instead of cable or broadcast [although mama sincerely hopes not to live to see it]. So maybe you could have a You Tube show, like Lisa Kudrow built after Friends ended. She seems to be doing quite well with it.

Good luck!

Jed & Abby