Here's a great article on the front page of the New York Times all about me. It's too bad they printed a picture of my poop instead of my handsome face, but you know how those media types are.
Then as if being on the front page of the Times wasn't enough, look at this. My daughter, Norma Jean is Time Magazine's Person Of The Year. I always knew that girl would be famous.
With my genes, how could she not be special?
Your pal, Fudge