I'm sure you all know that there's an election later this year. Our house has been invaded by political noise and yours probably has, too. It's on the TV all the time and sometimes the phone rings and it's political stuff calling to annoy Mom.
There have been things called debates on TV, too. When they come on Mom either yells at the TV or goes to play on the computer but Dad watches them and sometimes I stay and listen. Well, let me tell you, I am pretty worried. The political peeps keep yelling about how bad everything is and nobody tells me how they're going to make it better. Scary stuff!!
So I was thinking about the peeps that are trying to get votes and I decided that I can do better. I even thought up some slogans. Let's see what you think about them.
LOTS OF TREATS AND LOTS OF NAPS, DON'T WASTE YOUR VOTE ON THOSE OTHER SAPS!
WHAT'S THAT THING ON TOP OF TRUMP'S HEAD?
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING WE FOUND DEAD.
IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'D EVER WEAR.
SO VOTE FOR THE ONE WITH THE BROWN AND WHITE HAIR!
DON'T VOTE FOR CRUZ,
HE'S GONNA LOSE.
VOTE FOR ME!!
FEEL THE BERN SOUNDS LIKE IT HURTS
SO FEEL THE NUDGE AND VOTE FOR FUDGE!
KASICH, NOTHING RHYMES WITH KASICH. BUT IT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE CAR SICK AND NOBODY LIKES THAT!
Just think about it everybody, these are historical and sometimes hysterical times. The candidate aren't just two boring white guys. There's an old Jewish guy and a black guy, and a woman and a Cuban guy and a Canadian guy and Trump, whatever he is and some others, so why not a smart, handsome, titled, curly haired dog, ME.
So friends in Blogville and all your peeps, I can promise something that none of those others can. You can trust me because DOGS DON'T LIE.
You pal, Fudge