Hello, my name is Fudge.
I'm entered in the Non-Sporting Group at MangoMinster because I'm a bad sport. Voting begins Wednesday around 5PM EST.
I'm asking for your vote because besides being a bad sport, I'm a lot of other things, too. I'm a Dad to eight pain-in-the-butt kids that won't leave home. I'm a show dog that likes to perform high jumps in the ring when Mom wants we to prance up and down like those sissy dogs. I'm a titled Rally Obedience dog who performed all my best tricks for one of the judges and then got blamed because the old bag didn't have a sense of humor.
As you can plainly see, I can take any position you want, just like those guys in Congress. So will you vote for me, please, and get Mom off my back. Just go to MangoMinster sometime after 5 PM on Wednesday and Thursday before 5 PM EST and put a vote next to my name, FUDGE.