Saturday, October 24, 2009

Mr Punk Man

Sir Fudge reporting: There's a stranger living here. He's got a big orange head and that's it. He doesn't have legs or a tail, just a head. His ears and lips are pierced and he has crazy antennas growing out of the top of his head. He sure is weird looking.

One day last week when we came out the door to the yard, there he was sitting on the potting table.

Bailey was the first to check him out.

Morgan had to really stretch to check him out.

Norma Jean took a close look at him, too.

I guess she liked him because she started kissing him on the mouth. She hardly even knew him but she said he tasted sweet.

Dad took the punk man's jewelry off so that Norma Jean wouldn't swallow it, then he moved punk man.

Dad was going to put Mr Punk Man on the tower, but Morgan wanted a closer look.

Everyone was curious about this fellow, even Tsar, though he tried to be cool about it. See him peeking around the tower?

Dad held Mr Punk Man down so we could all get a good look and sniff of him.

The girls were acting goofy about the guy.

Everyone took a turn sniffing him.

Even Tsar was curious now.

Dad put him on top of the tower.

He sat up there talking to the frog.

Tess tried to reach him, but she couldn't reach that high.

Bailey thought she could jump up and get him, but he was just out of her reach.

Then Tess thought maybe she could reach him inside the tower, but she couldn't. She did find a glow ball in there, though.

Finally Dad took Mr Punk Man down and he let us all look at him again.

What is it with the girls and this punk guy?

Wow, that guy gets around. There he is on the deck behind the butterfly bush.

When we came outside that night, Mr Punk Man was glowing and looked really scary. We kept away from him.

Humans are really strange sometimes.


Mack and Sally Ann said...

He does look kinda scary.

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

We know we'd be a tad frightened. And do a lot of barking!!

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Marjie said...

A couple of punk men are moving in here today, too. Humans are truly weird.


Sam said...

He IS pretty scary! You're a brave bunch of doggies for checking him out.

Persephone and Buster said...

DESTROY THE ORANGE SCOURGE! He looks as though he would be agreeable baked as a pie and served with ample quantities of butter pecan ice cream...

We terriers don't have that Portie sense of curiousity--we just sink our teeth into the offending Extraterrestrial Monster and tear it to shreds.


Buster, Sephie & Bailey

Swampechaun said...

Gotta tell ya - I love that pumpkin. It looks like Mr. Punk Man is trying to be a Texas longhorn with those big copper things coming out on either side.

The OP Pack said...

Mr. Punk Man was fun to see during the day, but he sure looks spooky all aglow there. We are confused, we like to eat something called pumpkin but it doesn't look anything like that guy.

Woos, the OP Pack

Channon said...

What a fun post! I wonder if Sissy and Gretchen want a Punk Man? Hmmm...

Thor said...

Mr.Punk Man looks scary, especially at night! Run away, guys!

LizzieJane said...

They really were so curious about him. I wish we knew what they were thinking when they saw him.

Martha and Bailey said...

Oh Mr Punk Man is kinda scary all glowing like that!
You guys are right to be wary.
We think your Dad is great fun! Our mum says some humans have a gift of never losing their capacity for fun!
Martha & Bailey xxx

Maggie and Mitch said...

We think it's those crazy arms that make him so scary! He really does have a cute face!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Nichole said...

Aww... great pics!

Ruby Red Dog said...

I think you should keep a close eye on that punk man. He looks like he's up to no good.

gaylen said...

I'm not sure how I missed this one1 Super cute!! Love your Punk Man. g