Here's a new song for you. Please relax and enjoy.
Said the Yorkie to the Collie Pup,
"Do you see what I see?
Sitting near the tree, Collie Pup.
Do you see what I see?
A cat, a cat
Sitting near the tree.
Would you like to chase it with me?
We can chase it right up that tree."
Said the Collie Pup to the Labrador,
"Do you hear what I hear?
In that pile of toys, Labrador,
Do you hear what I hear?
A squeak, the sound of a brand new toy.
Join me for a search and destroy.
We can find it and fix that new toy."
Said the Labrador to the Basset Hound,
"Do you smell what I smell?
Coming from the stove, Basset Hound.
Do you smell what I smell?
The scent, the scent
Of bacon in the air,
We can reach it from up on a chair.
Help me move the chair over there."
Said the Basset Hound to the gentle Dane,
"Do you know what I know?
Stuff on tables are for us, gentle Dane.
Do you know what I know?
Pizza, cookies and even meats,
They are all just meant to be treats.
We can help ourselves to some treats."
Said Miss Norma Jean to the audience,
"That's the end of our song.
Thanks for coming by, audience.
That's the end of our song.
We really love singing songs for you,
And it's best if you sing it, too.
So for now we'll say toodle-loo."
Well, there you have our newest song. We want to thank our friends who helped us with it, Mr Pip the Yorkie, Minty the Collie Pup, Dexter the Labrador, Miss Sissy the Basset and Rory the Dane. We hope you enjoyed a little relaxation in this busy season.
Now back to the rush, Norma Jean the Portie Queen