Ladies and Gentlemen
We have important breaking news!
As you all know each December Time Magazine announces their choice for PERSON OF THE YEAR. Tomorrow is the day that the choice will be announced.
Here is the list of finalists for Person Of The Year 2013.
Bashar Assad, President of Syria
Jeff Bezos, Founder of Amazon
Ted Cruz, Texas Senator
Miley Cyrus, Singer
Pope Francis, Leader of the Catholic Church
Barak Obama, President of the United States
Hassan Rouhani, President of Iran
Kathleen Sebelius, Secretary of Health and HUman Services
Edward Snowden, N.S.A. Leaker
Edith Windsor, Gay rights activist
All of these people are interesting and deserving of acknowledgement for their activities, for good or bad. But late today there was an important announcement. Though Time sees reason for each of the above individuals to be considered, they have decided on another individual who they feel is more deserving.
We are proud to be the first to announce Time Magazine's Person Of The Year 2013.